Biker Alphabet

A is for A**holes, you dodge on the street.
B is for Bi**hes, they’re looking so sweet.
C is for Chrome, the Biker’s sunshine of life.
D is for Dancers, your M/C bro’s wife.
E is for Evo, the new special breed.
F is for Fatboy, built low for great speed.
G is for Glide, Wide, Electra and Dyna.
H is for Harley, that hot steel vagina.
I is for Iso, the pegs for your scoot.
J is for Jerk Offs, you give them your boot.
K is for K Model, bike of yesteryear.
L is for Liquor, the booze and the beer.
M is for Money, to go party in town.
N is for (K)’Nuckles, used to (k)’nock a**holes down.
O is for Old Lady, who sweetens your bed.
P is for P**sy, no more need be said.
Q is for Quick, it’s how you getaway.
R is for Roadrash, let’s hope none today.
S is for Softail, the bike slung so low.
T is for Tires, they make your bike go.
U is for Up Yours, you say to some jerk.
V is for V-Twin, that rolling artwork.
W is for Wide Glide, that beefy front end.
X is for X-Ray, for when you’re on the mend.
Y is for Young Bimbos, that ride on your scoot.
Z is for Zero, like when you’re out of loot.