Tongue in cheek Wisdom

Five piers of wisdom to remember:
1. Money can’t buy happiness but… somehow; it’s more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle…
2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the motherfucker’s name.
3. Help a man when he is in trouble & he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problem, but then, neither does milk