WyzWmn's Words to the Wise

A motorcycle can go for more than one ride in an hour – Old Guy’s Place Biker Wisdom

I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top. – An English Professor

We are continually faced with a series of great opportunities brilliantly disguised as insoluble problems ~ John W Gardner

The two most common elements in the univers are Hydrogen and stupidity – Harlan Ellison

If you reveal your secrets to the wind you should not blame the wind for revealing them to the trees – Kahlil Gibran

How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four; calling a tail a leg doesn’t make it a leg. – Abraham Lincoln

My dad always used to say, “If you’re falling off a cliff, you may as well try to fly. You have nothing to lose.” — Captain John Sheridan

Life can only by understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards – Soren Kierkegaard

Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining. – Jef Raskin

A handful of patience is worth more than a bushel of brains – Dutch proverb