WyzWmn's Words to the Wise

A fellow who is always declaring he’s no fool usually has his suspicions. – Wilson Mizner

The world is my lobster. – Henry J Tillman

I am so beautiful, sometimes people weep when the see me. And it has nothing to do with what I look like really, it is just that I gave myself the power to say that I am beautiful, and if I could do that, maybe there is hope for them too. And the great divide between the beautiful and the ugly will cease to be. Because we are what we choose. Margaret Cho

It is not the strongest of the species that survives, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change – Charles Darwin

There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened. – Douglas Adams

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. Herm Albright.

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people – W. C. Fields

“A goal or a dream that doesn’t challenge the dreamer to become more than they’ve ever been, to go where they’ve never gone, or to feel things they’ve never felt, is actually like wishing for a giant “life snooze button.”. Mike Dooley

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life – Cher

It’s no longer a question of staying healthy. It’s a question of finding a sickness you like – Jackie Mason