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If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt. – Dean Martin Wyzwmn© remains but a work in progress…nothing more, nothing less

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. – Rick Cook Wyzwmn© remains but a work … Continue reading →

If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it’s another nonconformist who doesn’t conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity. – Bill Vaughan Wyzwmn© remains but a work in progress…nothing more, nothing less

I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up – they have no holidays. – Henny Youngman Wyzwmn© remains but a work in progress…nothing more, nothing less

But by men with the hearts of Vikings, and the simple faith of a child;Desperate, strong and resistless, unthrottled by fear or defeat,Them will I gild with my treasure, them will I glut with my meat. – Robert Service, “The … Continue reading →

Speak the truth, but leave immediately after. – Slovenian Proverb Wyzwmn© remains but a work in progress…nothing more, nothing less

I shall never be ashamed of citing a bad author if the line is good. – Seneca Wyzwmn© remains but a work in progress…nothing more, nothing less

I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. – J. D. Salinger Wyzwmn© remains but a work in progress…nothing more, nothing less

The most erroneous stories are those we think we know best – and therefore never scrutinize or question. – Stephen Jay Gould Wyzwmn© remains but a work in progress…nothing more, nothing less

I base my fashion taste on what doesn’t itch. – Gilda Radner Wyzwmn© remains but a work in progress…nothing more, nothing less